Me, 24/7: I wish I were asleep
Psych2go: The desire to sleep a lot may reveal feelings of loneliness, anxiousness, and/or depression
Me: Yikes
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house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
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tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate
lets give this bread
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nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal
schroedinger’s gunchucks
i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word
Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?
moms can say heck but if any of you 26 year old thomas sanders fans continue to say “hecking pupper” i WILL go apeshit
anyway i hope everyone has a heckin good year doing whatever you want because not swearing hurts LITERALLY NO ONE
I’m gonna heckin say heckin as long as I gosh dang want to heck it
Why do y’all get offended over other people choosing not to swear
No swearing on this Christian minecraft server we say Fuck like men
The only people to blame for children under the age of 10 having “addictions” to smart phones, tablets, and technology in general is the parents. I don’t want to hear people complain about their 4 year old knowing how to play with the settings on their ipad. You put the iPad in your kid’s life. You gave a 4 year old their own ipad. They learned to use it. You did that. It’s your fault. Don’t blame kid’s for poor parenting, incompetence, and laziness when it comes to raising children.
If your kid wants to be a butterfly, buy them wings.
— my boyfriend, talking about not forcing your own interests/hobbies onto your kid ; (God, I want to marry this man).